Santa: Bill Le Aao! Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip? Santa: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar! Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!
Banta: Bhai Bakre Ki Jindagi Badhiya Hai Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Are Ek Baar Kat Gaya Aur Kissa Khatm Santa: Kya Hua Bhabhi Vapas A Gayi Kya?
Banta: Bhai Aapke Vahan Sardi Kaisi Hai? Santa: Bilkul BSNL Jaisi Hai Banta: Matlab? Santa: Ghar Se Bahar Nikalo To Hi Lagti Hai
Santa: Are Ye Tere Hath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaee? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Wo Pados Men Jo Chaynie Rahta Hai Uski Bivi Mar Gai Pichhle Saal Hi Shadi Hui Thi Santa: To? Banta: To Kya Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho Bivi Ek Sal To Rahi Varna Chaina Ka Maal Itna Bhi Kahan Chalta Hai
HYDERABADI JOKE: Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai, Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte, Maloom kya? Gullu: Nai Maloom, Miyan! Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte. Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta! Gullu: Abaa Aisa... Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte? Sallu: Nai Maloom, Bhai. Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein!
In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas. Rohit Sharma Karn Sharma Ishant Sharma Because of Anushka Sharma. Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!